Rihanna - Word on the street is that she is taking back Chris Brown. My god did you see what he did to your face? If someone beats you to an inch of your life and you still don't dump them, then clearly you are suffering from some debilitating disease, thus no vote.
People who are pulled from rivers or creeks - First of all I would object to saving these morons in the first place. Who the hell gets randomly tossed into a river. The only exception to jump in a raging river is to save your dog. Back to my original point, if you are saved from such a predicament then you should immediately do two things: pay the city for your rescue and turn in your voter card.
Fashion designers/executives - What is the issue with making a size 31 jean? You have no problem going from 32 to 33 to 34 to 35... but apparently the engineering behind a size 31 jean is on par with creating cold fusion.
Jimmy Buffet fans (Parrot Heads) - Look, Cheeseburger in Paradise and Margaritville are catchy songs. But for a culture and fan base to form around some crappy, catchy songs is unfathomable. As I have mention in previous entries, being a lemming is a one way ticket to novoteville. Also check this NSFW short making fun of Jimmy Buffet and other "yacht rock".
ACORN - ACORN was last in the news during the 2008 campaign when it was revealed that they were registering people multiple times. The mainstream media laughed it off and just said the perpetrators were over zealous staff workers. But now ACORN has reached an evener lower low. Members of ACORN are now squatting in foreclosed and seized homes. Their argument is that these are people who are paying their bills (which they aren't) and that banks should wait until Obama's mortgage plan is announced. The head of ACORN New York in an interview with Fox Business said "I wish we could force banks to do our will." (click link for video) Anyone associated with ACORN should either give up their right to vote or move to Canada.
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