Thursday, February 5, 2009

On the Road to Defeated

Sadly last night Iowa decided to put the fix in. The combination of Iowa literally missing uncontested lay-ups and Devan Dum(b)es not missing a shot led to the Indiana Rednecks Hicks Hoosiers to actually getting their first Big Ten victory.

However, On the Road to Defeated is not dead. Oh no, we will now move onto the DePaul Blue Demons. DePaul is currently 0-10 in the Big East with really no hope in sight.

So please keep looking forward to On the Road to Defeated as we chronicle DePaul's run to infamy.
And not to worry, we will be checking in from time to time on our inbred neighbors to the east and their fake baking coach.

Chances of DePaul going defeated: 68.5%

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

go illwhini! beat wisconsin! ...oh, nevermind

Anonymous said...

by the way, i hope illinois shoots like this on the 15th

Tom said...

Crawford, even if we shoot like this we will still beat you. Assuming of course Matt Roth's deal with the devil doesn't last for the rest of the season.

On an unrelated note, I have now watched parts of 10 or so Indiana games and I still can't figure out what offense you run. It's not motion, high low, drive and kick, or swing offense. Please enlighten me.

Unknown said...

I know what you're pulling here. You are waiting until DePaul gets to the Syracuse game just so you have an excuse to knock them. Very clever indeed, but you have been caught.

Tom said...

Haha that is an interesting thought Drew. However, I actually dislike DePaul because they paid a recruit's AAU coach, Dar Tucker, who was going to come here however he ended committing to DePaul without even knowing it was in Chicago.

Also the guy who ran their rivals board and I got into a few arguments. In retrospect, he said a year ago that DePaul was looking up and Illinois was looking down.