Tuesday, February 10, 2009

People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed To Vote



Women who wear body shapers or bust boosters - Years ago it became acceptable for women to hide/improve their appearance by painting their faces, i.e. makeup. Now TV Charlatans are hawking garments that slim women by 4 dress sizes and improve their bust size by 2 cups. These are the same women who often make fun of boys for playing video games while they have basically become walking, breathing avatars. Women who go to this length to hide their true appearance have no business contributing to democracy.

Isiah Thomas' Mother - No not the mother of the former Detroit Piston bad boy and former coach/GM of the New York Knickerbockers but rather the mother of current Washington Huskie freshman point guard Isiah Thomas. Look, naming your child the same name as a famous person is one of the stupidest acts a parent can partake in. Thus, no vote.

People who rip on A-Rod for taking steroids - Here's the deal, if someone offered you $250 million dollars and all you had to do was take steroids and you said no than you are gigantic liar.

Roger Federer - Take your beating like a man. Your crying only gives more ammunition to those who say tennis is for sissies.

People who like Bruce Springsteen - This was long overdue, but people who like "the Boss" should immediately be stripped of all voter rights. This is a man who made money off of 9/11 with songs like Empty Sky, Into the Fire, and My City of Ruins. Nickelback fans now have people to make fun of with Bruce's latest hits "Girls in their summer clothes" and "Working on a dream."

10 comments:

M said...

A-Rod = Douche

He's a cheat! Stop defending him. There are certain things in life called morals.

Basically all you said is that you'd put a price on yours. That's nice to know Tom. I hope you change your tune if you ever become a lawyer.

Tom said...

What if I told you I had a friend who had his mom write his college essay but that once he got into school he did very well, although not with the ladies. Would you not allow him into the school for cheating?

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure steroids were illegal in the MLB when A-rod was using. If not then it is hardly immoral for him to have used them. I agree with Tom. A-rod made a crapload of money and no one can take that away from him. The media already hated him so he probably doesn't care what they say. And really, he did what he was being paid to do by the MLB: he entertained fans. So I don't think he behaved immorally. People just like to demonize drug users in our society. Any of you who have ever used coffee to enhance your performance at work are no better.

M said...
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M said...

I'm not saying that A-Rod is a douche because he cheated. I think he's a douche because of the way he defends himself, by saying that he's sorry, but adding that it was just the times of the game and that he fell pressure to it. How about just saying you're sorry and that you made a mistake, are learning from it, and are ready to accept the consequences. I don't need him to preface his mistake with rationalization.

Secondly, morals are developed over one's life, Tom. It is possible for people to grow and mature and learn from their mistakes. I'm sure you didn't come out of the womb with the impeccable moral code that you wield so benevolently.

But I guess since you are so untainted by mistakes that this is hard for you to understand.

Unknown said...

Tom, I'm usually on your side when it comes to debates concerning musicians from the 80's, but he's known as the Boss for a reason. Just try and tell me you don't love "Glory Days", all the more relevant now that we're 5 years out of high school.
On the A-Rod issue, doesn't really matter if he is a douche, he can buy and sell 99.5% of the American populations asses.
On another subject, did anyone think the Jack Bauer shooting powerslide at the end of 24 last night was fucking awesome?

Tom said...

Jake I do like the Boss' work pre 9/11. That was before he got a hoop earring and sold Wal-Mart special albums.

And that powerslide shot was badass. I fully expect you to implement it while hunting.

Unknown said...

A-rod is a tool, enough said. I'm sick of people applauding him for admitting he did roids, as if he would've said shit had he not been called out. Same goes for Giambi and Pettitte, all 3 of them are frauds.

Anonymous said...

Tommy, this is my first comment. First, where do you get off bashing Bruuuuuuce. As I recall, you used to love him, even post 9/11.

Also, I think it is bull crap that they haven't released the other 103players that tested positive. Isn't this grossly unfair to A rod. He should have to deal with the consequences of his actions, but to single him out is crazy. They should release all the names or none at all. Thoughts?

Tom said...

I couldn't agree more Mike. I feel like there is some legal action he could take but probably won't because it will just make him look bad.

I think I read somewhere that Curt Schilling is demanding that they release the other 103 players. His two reasons are that it isn't fair that just a-rod's name was leaked and until those names are released everyone else is guilty until proven innocent.