Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Undercover Hotties

Undercover Hotties will be a new segment in which the DPTOTI staff will bring to light the plight of undiscovered hotties everywhere. Think of it as UNICEF for hot chicks.

Julie Benz


Many of you might recognize Julie Benz as Rita on the Showtime TV show Dexter or as the voice of Miranda Keyes in Halo 2. In my opinion, Julie Benz is the Jenna Fischer of premium cable. Not only is she smoking like Jenna Fischer but she also ditched her loser husband when she got famous and is now on the prowl.

Annie Wersching


The pride of Millikin University, Annie now stars along side Jack Bauer on this season of 24. She might not hook you the first time around but she grows on you. Maybe its because she is Jack Bauer with tits or how there is no way she can fit into a standard bullet proof vest Annie just gets it done for me.

Amber Stevens


Amber Stevens stars as Ashley in the ABC Family show Greek. First things first, I love Greek. It's my guilty pleasure but I really don't think it's that guilty because the show is well written and pretty accurately depicts college life. But I digress, Amber Stevens has the unique ability to look both cute and hot while never looking skanky. This is an important trait because no one wants to take a skank to a black tie event nor do they want a skank raising their children.

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