Guys who run with their shirts off - Not content with everyone seeing them run, these dregs try and draw further attention by running without their shirt on. It's weird to see and extremely uncomfortable if you are standing next to them waiting for the light to change.
Guys who play frisbee on the quad with their shirt off - First of all you are throwing a frisbee. One would think you would only be doing this at night so no one would see you, however these people flaunt their activities openly. If you're going to play frisbee at least wear a shirt.
Singers/rockers who perform without a shirt - I go to my job with a shirt on, I expect the same from you.
Guys who take their shirts off at baseball games - Look, you aren't there to get a tan. Put a shirt on and drink your beer.
Guys who don't wear shirts for pick-up basketball games - It really isn't that hard to remember who is on your team and if you can't remember then maybe you shouldn't be playing basketball. It is also downright filthy having to guard a sweaty shirtless fat guy. That is a far worse fate than waterboarding.
*Acceptable times for men to be shirtless:
- by the beach/lake/pool
- playing bags in the rain wasted at 2:00 am
4 comments:
After seeing Bruce Pearl with a sport coat and (again) no under shirt when he rapped with his team, I've come to a decision. Pearl sucks. I dislike him on so many levels (coaching, cockiness, vainity, etc). I'm not even going to give him the honor of having the first name Bruce anymore. From now on he shall just be referred to as Pearl (which he certainly is not).
Don't you see? The sweaty fat dude playing pickup basketball has a huge advantage because no one wants to look at or be near him. While you're recoiling in disgust, he's sneaking behind you on a back door or backing you down for some easy points. Brilliant.
Gene, that is true, the last thing anyone wants is a sweaty fat dude ummmmmmmmmmmmmm (Pearl) sneakin behind you on a back door, cause his only goal is to probably back door U
So true about playing bags in the rain wasted at two in the morning.
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