Wednesday, April 29, 2009

People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed To Vote: Celtics Edition



Kevin Garnett - Besides getting an 11 on his ACT Kevin was also responsible for taking part in a lynching. That's right, a lynching. Anyways, has anyone gone from sentimental favorite to national douche bag quicker than Kevin Garnett? Throw in a vocabulary that consists of the words mother and f$#%&r and Kevin Garnett has instantly become my second most hated player in the NBA. (Eric Gordon being #1)

Kendrick Perkins - When did Kendrick Perkins become Shaquille O'Neal? Check that, even Shaq didn't get away with the crap that Perkins is doing to Noah. Perkins has literally thrown every thing but a Devan Dumes nut punch at Noah yet Noah is the one with a technical foul this series.

Rajon Rondo - The crack staff at DPTOTI has done some investigating of their own and last night Rondo's Escalade does indeed have a "When in doubt punch Brad Miller in the face" bumper sticker.

Paul Pierce - Surpassing Tim Duncan's whinyness ranks up there with Ripken breaking Gehrig's streak. The more I watch Pierce play the more I wish his knife fight wounds were career ending. Note, I didn't say life ending.

5 comments:

Bateman said...

I like the fact that Scalabrine is lurking in the background of this picture. I fashion my game after his.

M said...

good post bro. want to get drunk and go see Fast and Furious tonight after bball?

YES.WE.CAN said...

the bulls would have no business being in this series if KG was down low and not big baby. its actually hilarious watching big baby have to come out and cover one our guards. there is no reason to complain about this series, the bulls just cant finish games. enough said.

Anonymous said...

Funny thing is both Gordon and Garnett are injured. Garnett just doesn't have the balls to play through pain. Dumb and weak sums him up.

Tom said...

Greg - And if I had wings I could fly.

I absolutely hate when people deal in hypothetical and "what if" situations.