Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Random Thoughts

Is there anything in baseball worse than losing an extra inning game that your team came back to tie late? You lose the game, you kill your bullpen for a week, and you wasted 4 or 5 hours of your life watching the game. But if you win that game, all is well.

You couldn’t pool together a larger bunch of rejects than the cast of Vh1’s I Love Money. It is a combination of the cast from I Love New York, Flavor of Love and Rock of Love. They should have added the people from MTV’s Real World Challenges. Whoever contracts the most STDs wins.

Also, the people from Rock of Love have real names that are just as ridiculous as the fake ones from Flavor of Love. Destiney and Rodeo or Pumkin and Toastee? Way to go Brett Michaels.

When someone spells a word out over the phone and gives a name for every letter, it is great comedy. Unless you are a professional who does this on a routine and has go-to words (alpha, beta, etc.), the words people come up with are priceless. I’ve heard in the last week, “T as in tarantula, E as in emu, G as in generation, and H as in homeless.” You can't make this stuff up.

Old people trying to use computers. That should be a TV show and a hilarious one.

1 comment:

Tom said...

The old people reality show would be great. G4 did a skit on their show "Attack of the Show" where they had their grandparents set up a hdtv, xbox, and sound system. It was very humerous.