Tony LaRussa - In case you missed it, Tony is suing twitter because someone created a fake twitter account using his name and picture. The user then posted tweets (is that grammatically correct?) "Lost 2 out of 3, but we made it out of Chicago without one drunk driving incident or dead pitcher... I'd call that an I-55 series." Look Tony, you wear sunglasses at night and take drunk naps at intersections. Not to mention you are the biggest steroid peddler of this or any generation. I had so many reasons before to not allow you to vote, but suing twitter is a new low, or is it high?
People who complain about the University of Illinois "I list" - Like sands through the hourglass, so is a yearly Tribune story on some one's kid not getting into U of I. The so called "I list" amounts to 100 kids whose ACT score is .6 lower than the average student getting "preferential treatment." By preferential treatment I mean they have an 8% better chance of getting in. Mind you their ACT average is devoid of students who score 33 or higher on the ACT because those kids aren't going to need help getting in. Secondly, this "I list" pails in comparison to private schools like Notre Dame, Chicago, or Northwestern. And look at those schools, people donate buildings and pizza and the University benefits greatly as a whole. What's next? People getting jobs because they know someone at the company? Shocking.
Memphis and Kentucky fans - These delusional fan bases are both expressing outrage that people would consider John Calipari a sleazy coach. At UMASS Calipari's Final Four was voided because Marcus Camby was taking money from agents but Calipari knew nothing about it. So i Guess he just ignored Camby's nicer car, apartment, and clothes? Then at Memphis he had Derrick Rose's brother getting flown around on a team jet and staying in hotels with the team. Oh and two of his players faked their SAT's but again he denied all knowledge of that. So if he's not sleazy he's unworldly incompetent?
David Carradine - Better known as Bill from "Kill Bill" David was found hanging in a Bangkok hotel room with a chord wrapped around his genitals. If you go out like that, no vote.
"M" - As many of you know "M" just graduated college and took his last CPA exam. So upon arriving at home and leaving a town with 20,000 girls his age he decided to shave his hideous beard, start running, and started to learn how to cook. I don't even know where to start, but I do know that stupidity of this degree voids all voting privileges.
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Also, anyone who knows me, know I have no intention of voting. You should also take away my right to have a tarantula bite my eyeball. HA!
You can't take away someone's vote just because they died in a freak masturbation accident? Who among us hasn't experimented with a little auto-erotic asphyxia?
the I-list is bad. I dont care if other schools are doing it. just bc everyone is doing it doesnt mean we should do it too. U of I was busted, and the other schools i guess just do a better job of hiding it, kudos to them. no reason to take voting privileges away from ppl that disagree with cheating.
i would hope cheaters have their voting privileges taken away.
and how does 'M' lose his voting privileges. just bc he shaved off his beard, and tried to be healthy after he left college. its just wat ppl do when they have to enter the working world.
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