Wednesday, September 10, 2008

People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed to Vote



Grown men who paint their faces - Need I say more?

People who yell to put McGee in during Illinois games - The legend of Eddie McGee is something I will never understand.  The guy fumbles or throws an interception in almost every game he plays in yet, is viewed by fans as the second coming of Christ.  Juice is a better player and it isn't close.

The State of Missouri - Maybe its not having a public university in the Princeton Review top 386 colleges or not having a pro basketball team the state is full of a bunch of uneducated douche bags.  Or maybe it's because with no battery charges everyone is getting beat up and there is nothing they can do about it.

PETA - Millions of other animals eat other animals every day.  Yet we aren't supposed to?  I get treating them better before we give them the axe but come on people, if given the chance animals would eat us.

After reviewing previous People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed to Vote entries I feel that about 60% of the nation is still able to vote. This, in my opinion, is still way to high.

7 comments:

Scottimus said...

PETA? Really?

Unknown said...

Not that anyone was really wondering...but a quick little Westlaw search for Missouri yielded 892 cases that mention battery, assault....and St. Louis. Corrupt cops?

YES.WE.CAN said...

haha. well when a kid starts talking bout javalin throwing as his arguement... i'm kidding tom. and who do u think should vote tom? the top 5% richiest people in america? or the 35% of americans that go to college?

Unknown said...

I have to agree with Tom about PETA. The moment we relax our domination of the animals is the moment they will lash out against us in rebellion. Unfortunately, radical liberal activists still insist that we protect the most dangerous animals. I am talking, of course, about chimpanzees and dolphins, the two most intelligent non-human species, and therefore, the two species most likely to organize and lead a bloody campaign of revenge against their benevolent human overlords. I'm not saying we should systematically eradicate chimps and dolphins (God forbid we be deprived of their "natural beauty"), but we should at least be able to hunt them for sport. That way, if human-animal relations sour, there wouldn't be enough chimp/dolphin masterminds to organize a unified animal front. Try telling that to the leftist nuts in PETA. They won't stop until our national language is Cetacean. Do you really want these crazy idiots having a voice on issues of national import?

Tom said...

Greg when have I ever mentioned education levels or net worth in who should be allowed to vote? If a well educated rich person buys a nickelback cd then in my mind they should no longer be allowed to vote.

Anonymous said...

Missouri really doesn't have battery charges? How/why?

Tom said...

Little inside joke Bateman, apparently the city of St Louis doesn't have battery charges. At least that's what cops told me after a hick threw a beer can into my car.