Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Undercover Hotties

With help from "M" and a fan of the NCAA Hockey runner-ups, I present this week's
Undercover Hotties.

Abby Elliot


Miss Elliot is currently a temporary cast member of SNL. Her best moments of this season have been her impersonations of Angelina Jolie and Rachel Maddow. She is also battling Kristen Wiig as the hottest female cast member of all time.

January Jones


January Jones first shot a "thrill up our leg" as the hot sister Cadence in American Wedding. She currently stars as Betty Draper in the best show on television, Mad Men.

Ellie Kemper


Ellie currently stars as Erin, the new secretary on The Office. Although I find her cute/spunky, she would not be on my list of Undercover Hotties. The person who asked for her to be on this list likes red heads...that should be enough for you to know.

5 comments:

YES.WE.CAN said...

hirschak- i cant believe you picked ellie. hideous. there are better redheads out there. mercyy.

M said...

haha greg, nice. :)

Unknown said...

OK, January Jones is a hottie, but is she really an "undercover" hottie? I don't think you can be an undercover hottie if your most famous role is "the hot sister."

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Unknown said...

I completely agree with Gene. There is nothing “undercover” about a smoking hot blonde. She doesn’t have characteristics (cute, modest looking, little makeup, spunky i.e. Ellie Kemper) that would cause her to slip under a person’s “untrained” radar.

Dr. Greg, you couldn’t be more wrong. Are you really going to throw down hideous? Grandmothers are hideous, FUPAs are hideous…….Ellie Kemper is far from hideous. If you woke up next to her after a night out at a bar would you be disgusted with yourself? I think not. Personally, if I was so fortunate, I’d take out an ad in the Tribune to spread the word. I think she’s unbelievably cute. She’s got a girl next door look to her. Plus, she’s a comedian.