No, I am not starting a Twitter account and neither will this site. That is unless of course it would make me a lot of money but that isn't likely to happen.
Instead I am going to randomly check famous people's Twitter accounts and than mock them. Yes I know, very mature.
First up is Pete Carroll,
"AWESOME NEWS!! RT @ABetterLA LAPD Chief Bratton says today that homicides in LA are down 31%"
That would be good news if a 31% drop meant that there were 0 murders. Look Pete, your campus is in a crappy area of LA, your students make Notre Dame kids look like Oliver Twist, and you have the hair of a Westminster Dog Show Poodle so lets try and celebrate something other than your absurdly high murder rate being lower pre-summer.
Next up is Indiana basketball coach Tom Crean,
"I just saw Jordan Hulls at Asrembly Hall. It feels great to know he is a Hoosier. He was going to hook up with Jeremiah Rivers."
Hey Tom, I know Indiana residents don't bat an eye at guy on guy action but Twitter is a national thing so lets keep comments like that to yourself.
And finally, Heidi Montag
"i LOVE shooting guns!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Knowing that Heidi Montag owns and knows how to shoot a gun is so frightening that I may never return to California. Seriously, that is some scary stuff.
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