2009 Will Be Divine!

With apologies to Scottimus, it's not his fault that he doesn't know baseball. It's really the fault of the American League and their continued stubbornness to play fake baseball.

Cubs Lineup -
1. Alfonso Soriano LF
2. Ryan Theriot SS
3. Derrek Lee 1B
4. Aramis Ramirez 3B
5. Milton Bradley RF
6. Geovanny Sogood C
7. Mike Fontenot 2B
8. Kosuke Fukudome CF

Cubs Rotation -
1. Jake Peavy
2. Carlos Zambrano
3. Ryan Dempster
4. Rich Harden
5. Theodore Roosevelt Lilly

Cubs Bullpen -
The Shark in the 7th
Kevin Gregg in the 8th
Carlos Marmol in the 9th

A couple of things, first the Cubs will get Jake Peavy once a new owner comes in and realizes that Wrigley Field is basically a mint. Second, Aramis Ramirez is one of the most clutch hitters in baseball. Last year he lead the majors in RBI after the 6th inning. No big deal.

Prediction: 108 - 54