George Howard Brett, former third baseman for the Kansas City Royals, holds the record for the most hits by any third baseman in major league history with 3,154 (ranking him 15th all-time). Brett is one of four players in MLB history to accumulate 3,000 hits, 300 home runs, and a career .300 batting average. He also has trouble controlling his bowel movements.
Maybe he could use a product to help him in this situation...
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I just thought of this right now sitting by myself and thought it was fitting for your post:
"I farted and I can't get up."
Get it? B/c I shit my pants.
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. I love it at the end "...who's pitching today?"
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