Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed to Vote
Neo Natzis - So 1930's.
White guys with tattoos who wear basketball jerseys and flat brimmed hats in public - Please stop, you can't and won't ever pull it off.
Parents who name their kids after famous athletes - Unless the kid is named after a Cubs pitcher who throws 4 perfect games in the World Series, he will be embarrassed every time he has to tell someone where his name comes from.
The State of Texas - 23% of Texans think Obama is Muslim, while I thought Texas was dumb this may be their new low.
Because Charlie Don't Surf
Jean Claude is Back!
$1.78...granted with a 50 cent a gallon Schnucks discount but still what a steal.
Pretty funny...
$1.78...granted with a 50 cent a gallon Schnucks discount but still what a steal.
Pretty funny...
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
NBA Predictions
Eastern Conference
1. Boston Celtics – Too good defensively to not win the conference. The top end of the East is very weak other than the Celtics. Plus have you seen Kevin Garnett, he’s crazy.
2. Orlando Magic – Dwight Howard is a freak and the supporting cast is a lot better than you might think.
3. Detroit Pistons – They will win the division because LeBron won’t start jumping over Jason Maxiell until the playoffs. This will be their last division title though.
4. Philadelphia 76ers – Biggest surprise in the East last year got a whole lot better by adding a post presence. Sound like what a team should have done last year? Oh well, at least the Bulls have Derrick Rose.
5. Toronto Raptors – Jose Calderon finally takes over as the team’s point guard and shows why he is one of the best distributors in the league.
6. Cleveland Cavaliers – LeBron and the Misfits. Mo Williams will help out at point guard, but they are old and bad everywhere else.
7. Atlanta Hawks – Almost knocked out the Celtics last year in the playoffs. The Hawks have a bunch of young, talented players who could surprise.
8. Miami Heat – Dwayne Wade, Shawn Marion and Michael Beasley is as solid a 1-2-3 as there is in the league. And if they start to play well, Pat Riley might come back and coach them!
2. Orlando Magic – Dwight Howard is a freak and the supporting cast is a lot better than you might think.
3. Detroit Pistons – They will win the division because LeBron won’t start jumping over Jason Maxiell until the playoffs. This will be their last division title though.
4. Philadelphia 76ers – Biggest surprise in the East last year got a whole lot better by adding a post presence. Sound like what a team should have done last year? Oh well, at least the Bulls have Derrick Rose.
5. Toronto Raptors – Jose Calderon finally takes over as the team’s point guard and shows why he is one of the best distributors in the league.
6. Cleveland Cavaliers – LeBron and the Misfits. Mo Williams will help out at point guard, but they are old and bad everywhere else.
7. Atlanta Hawks – Almost knocked out the Celtics last year in the playoffs. The Hawks have a bunch of young, talented players who could surprise.
8. Miami Heat – Dwayne Wade, Shawn Marion and Michael Beasley is as solid a 1-2-3 as there is in the league. And if they start to play well, Pat Riley might come back and coach them!
Eastern Conference Finals - Celtics over Magic in 5
Western Conference
1. LA Lakers – The best team in the league now that Andrew Bynum is back from injury.
2. New Orleans Hornets – Chris Paul is ridiculous. Can David West repeat last season’s performance?
3. Utah Jazz – Ronnie Brewer steps up and becomes another perimeter threat to complement D-Will.
4. Houston Rockets – Add Ron Artest to Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady, you have a team that can win the league. Or it could go insane, force up too many shots and get hurt the second week of the season. Either way.
5. Phoenix Suns – Shaq! Ahhhhh. He’s the greatest in the universe.
6. Dallas Mavericks – This might be the last go around before a break up for Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Kidd and the pot smoking Josh Howard.
7. San Antonio Spurs – Without Manu Ginobli to start the season and Duncan getting older, it will be tough for the Spurs to make the playoffs. But if they do, they could win the title.
8. Denver Nuggets – The Nuggets beat out Portland for the last spot by a game. Portland is a year away from running people’s lives.
Western Conference
1. LA Lakers – The best team in the league now that Andrew Bynum is back from injury.
2. New Orleans Hornets – Chris Paul is ridiculous. Can David West repeat last season’s performance?
3. Utah Jazz – Ronnie Brewer steps up and becomes another perimeter threat to complement D-Will.
4. Houston Rockets – Add Ron Artest to Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady, you have a team that can win the league. Or it could go insane, force up too many shots and get hurt the second week of the season. Either way.
5. Phoenix Suns – Shaq! Ahhhhh. He’s the greatest in the universe.
6. Dallas Mavericks – This might be the last go around before a break up for Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Kidd and the pot smoking Josh Howard.
7. San Antonio Spurs – Without Manu Ginobli to start the season and Duncan getting older, it will be tough for the Spurs to make the playoffs. But if they do, they could win the title.
8. Denver Nuggets – The Nuggets beat out Portland for the last spot by a game. Portland is a year away from running people’s lives.
Western Conference Finals - Lakers over Spurs in 6
NBA Finals - Lakers over Celtics in 6
Season Awards
Season Awards
Rookie of the Year – Greg Oden. What, you say? The dude didn’t play last year; he’s still a rookie. I can’t wait for his acceptance speech. I’m guessing it somehow involves an acappella rendition of the newest Rihanna song.
Coach of the Year - Phil Jackson
6th Man of the Year – Lamar Odom
MVP – Chris Paul, he made Tyson Chandler worthwhile.
Defensive Player of the Year – Kevin Garnett, he's crazy.
Most Improved – Tyrus Thomas. Yakakakaka!
Defensive Player of the Year – Kevin Garnett, he's crazy.
Most Improved – Tyrus Thomas. Yakakakaka!
Tom's 2008-2009 NBA Season Preview
Eastern Conference
2. Philadelphia 76ers - Andre Miller was probably the best point guard in the Eastern Conference last year, but that is like being the tallest smurf.
3. Cleveland Cavaliers - Imagine if Lebron had spent the summer working on a post up game?
4. Detroit Pistons - The NBA's version of the Colts, just old.
5. Toronto Raptors - For some reason I don't see Bosh and Jermaine O'Neal working well together.
6. Orlando Magic - They are a point guard away from being almost unstoppable.
7. Miami Heat - Did you see Dwayne Wade in the Beijing?
8. Washington Wizards - Agent Zero returns to dominance.
Eastern Conference Finals - Celtics over Cavaliers in 6
Western Conference
1. LA Lakers - Great players, great coach, great cheerleaders, they have it all.2. Utah Jazz - Deron Williams.
3. New Orleans Hornets - Chris Paul, David West, and Tyson Chandler have all maxed their talents.
4. San Antonio Spurs - Will have trouble sticking with faster, younger teams.
5. Dallas Mavericks - Team will tank once it is announced that Cuban has bought the Cubs, signed CC Sabathia, and signed Manny Ramirez...I can hope can't I?
6. Houston Rockets - A cocktail of Ron Artest, Yao Ming, and Tracy McGrady can only lead to disaster.
7. Phoenix Suns - Steve Nash has to be the worst player to ever win the MVP, much less three times.
8. Portland Trailblazers - Within the next 10 years they will win 3 NBA championships.
Western Conference Finals - Lakers over Jazz in 7
NBA Finals - Lakers over Celtics in 6
NBA Finals - Lakers over Celtics in 6
Season Awards
Rookie of the Year - Michael Beasely, his team makes the playoffs so he wins it over Rose and a sympathetic Eric Gordon who receives votes after getting his testicles inverted during a tremendous/horrific Deron Williams dunk.
Coach of the Year - Phil Jackson, Lakers win 65+.
6th Man of the Year - Rodney Stuckey, perfect bench player for a slow and old Piston team.
MVP - KOBE!
Heisman - Week 9
1) Colt McCoy (previously #1) – QB Texas (Season: 2,285 yds, 21 TD, 4 INT, 412 rush yds, 7 rush TD)
391 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT and 1 rush TD against Oklahoma St. The brutal schedule McCoy and Texas have had to face (Oklahoma, Missouri, Oklahoma St., Texas Tech) ends this week. Somehow, McCoy has put up the best numbers against the best competition. That, to me, deserves the Heisman at this point.
Next: at Texas Tech
2) Graham Harrell (3) – QB Texas Tech (Season: 3,147 yds, 28 TD, 5 INT, 3 rush TD)
Next: at Texas Tech
2) Graham Harrell (3) – QB Texas Tech (Season: 3,147 yds, 28 TD, 5 INT, 3 rush TD)
386 yds and 5 TD against Kansas. Harrell leapfrogs Bradford this week with a huge performance. This is the make or break week for Harrell’s Heisman chances and the Red Raiders’ national championship hopes.
Next: vs. Texas
3) Sam Bradford (2) – QB Oklahoma (Season: 2,775 YDS, 29 TD, 5 INT, 1 rush TD)
Next: vs. Texas
3) Sam Bradford (2) – QB Oklahoma (Season: 2,775 YDS, 29 TD, 5 INT, 1 rush TD)
255 yds and 3 TD against Kansas St. Bradford struggled in the second half of the beatdown of Kansas St., but he still is having a great year on a very good team.
Next: vs. Nebraska
4) Chase Daniel (4) – QB Missouri (Season: 2,675 YDS, 23 TD, 6 INT, 146 rush yds, 1 rush TD)
Next: vs. Nebraska
4) Chase Daniel (4) – QB Missouri (Season: 2,675 YDS, 23 TD, 6 INT, 146 rush yds, 1 rush TD)
302 yds, 5 TD, 1 INT in Missouri’s win at Colorado. Daniel tried to make up for the last two weeks with a good performance. Mizzou is going to have to win out for Daniel to have a chance.
Next: at Baylor
5) Javon Ringer (5) – RB Michigan St (Season: 1,373 yds, 16 TD, 120 rec yds)
194 yds and 2 TD against rival Michigan. Ringer gives himself more momentum in the race after a big week. Now he gets to beat up on Wisconsin this week.
Next: vs. Wisconsin
Honorable Mention:
Tim Tebow (HM) – QB Florida (Season: 1,415 yds, 12 TD, 225 rush yds, 5 TD)180 yds and 2 TD passing, 2 rush TD against Kentucky.
Next: at Georgia
Michael Crabtree (HM) – WR Texas Tech (Season 60 receptions, 794 yds, 14 TD)
9 catches for 70 yds and 2 TD against Kansas.
Next: vs. Texas
Jeremy Maclin (HM) – WR Missouri (Season: 58 receptions, 800 yds, 7 rec TD, 1 rush TD, 1 return TD)
Next: at Baylor
5) Javon Ringer (5) – RB Michigan St (Season: 1,373 yds, 16 TD, 120 rec yds)
194 yds and 2 TD against rival Michigan. Ringer gives himself more momentum in the race after a big week. Now he gets to beat up on Wisconsin this week.
Next: vs. Wisconsin
Honorable Mention:
Tim Tebow (HM) – QB Florida (Season: 1,415 yds, 12 TD, 225 rush yds, 5 TD)180 yds and 2 TD passing, 2 rush TD against Kentucky.
Next: at Georgia
Michael Crabtree (HM) – WR Texas Tech (Season 60 receptions, 794 yds, 14 TD)
9 catches for 70 yds and 2 TD against Kansas.
Next: vs. Texas
Jeremy Maclin (HM) – WR Missouri (Season: 58 receptions, 800 yds, 7 rec TD, 1 rush TD, 1 return TD)
11 catches for 134 yards against Colorado
Next: at Baylor
David Johnson – QB Tulsa (Season: 2,661 yds, 32 TD, 9 INT, 3 rush TD)
Leader of undefeated Tulsa cracks the list for the first time.
Next: at Arkansas
Daryl Clark (HM) – QB PSU (Season: 1,652 yds, 11 TD, 2 INT, 190 rush yds, 8 rush TD)
121 yds passing, 39 rushing against Ohio St. Pretty uninspiring, but his team is still in the middle of the national championship picture.
Next: at Iowa
Dropped out:
Mark Sanchez (HM) – QB USC (Season: 1,717 YDS, 20 TD, 7 INT)
Next: at Baylor
David Johnson – QB Tulsa (Season: 2,661 yds, 32 TD, 9 INT, 3 rush TD)
Leader of undefeated Tulsa cracks the list for the first time.
Next: at Arkansas
Daryl Clark (HM) – QB PSU (Season: 1,652 yds, 11 TD, 2 INT, 190 rush yds, 8 rush TD)
121 yds passing, 39 rushing against Ohio St. Pretty uninspiring, but his team is still in the middle of the national championship picture.
Next: at Iowa
Dropped out:
Mark Sanchez (HM) – QB USC (Season: 1,717 YDS, 20 TD, 7 INT)
216 yds, 1 TD, 1 INT against Arizona
Next: vs. Washington
Next: vs. Washington
Monday, October 27, 2008
Because Charlie Don't Surf
Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Gus Johnson to the Big Ten Network...
Media's Presidential Bias, long article but worth the read.
Guitar Hero World Tour = the suck
Freudian Slip?
Media's Presidential Bias, long article but worth the read.
Guitar Hero World Tour = the suck
Freudian Slip?
Friday, October 24, 2008
If Sports Gambling Were Legal...
Boise St. -7 @ San Jose St.
Northwestern -8 @ Indiana
Purdue +1 vs Minnesota
Illinois -3 @ Wisconsin
Oklahoma St. +13 @ Texas
Oklahoma -18 @ Kansas St.
Northwestern -8 @ Indiana
Purdue +1 vs Minnesota
Illinois -3 @ Wisconsin
Oklahoma St. +13 @ Texas
Oklahoma -18 @ Kansas St.
Because Charlie Don't Surf
Kobe, Tony Hawk, A-Rod, and Michael Phelps...oh my.
Devin Hester's Whip -
Gears of War 2 Commercial -
Devin Hester's Whip -
Gears of War 2 Commercial -
Thursday, October 23, 2008
People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed to Vote
People who own hunting guns - We live in a country where not only is there fresh meat available but in most cases you have dozens of options. Exceptions will be made for those who live far away from grocery stores and butcher shops. Also please don't give me that stupid line that deer are overpopulated. What does that mean? They are getting in the way of our roads and housing developments, the nerve.
People who go to Catholic colleges and then complain about how strict they are - We know these unfortunate souls who attended Notre Dame, Marquette, Georgetown, etc. I can't tell you how many times I picked up a Notre Dame school paper and the editorials were about parietals, sex, and alcohol policies. You knew the rules going in and unless you were promised they would be changed please shut up.
Lou Holtz - The man legitimately believed Notre Dame would win 11 games and he compared Rich Rodriguez to Hitler. I'm not a fan of Dick Rod but that's a little over the top.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Heisman - Week 8
1) Colt McCoy (previously #1) – QB Texas (Season: 1,894 yds, 19 TD, 3 INT, 371 rush yds, 6 rush TD)
29 of 32 for 337 yds, 2 TD and 2 rush TD against Missouri. McCoy and Texas are on a roll, but can he keep this up? Texas’ schedule is ridiculous, playing Oklahoma, Missouri and now Oklahoma St. in consecutive weeks. McCoy has the Heisman race by the horns now for the time being.
Next: vs. Oklahoma St
2) Sam Bradford (2) – QB Oklahoma (Season: 2,520 YDS, 26 TD, 5 INT, 1 rush TD)
Next: vs. Oklahoma St
2) Sam Bradford (2) – QB Oklahoma (Season: 2,520 YDS, 26 TD, 5 INT, 1 rush TD)
468 yds and 3 TD against Kansas. Bradford continues to put up huge numbers for Oklahoma, but McCoy seems to outperform him every week.
Next: at Kansas St.
3) Graham Harrell (3) – QB Texas Tech (Season: 2,761 yds, 23 TD, 5 INT, 3 rush TD)
Next: at Kansas St.
3) Graham Harrell (3) – QB Texas Tech (Season: 2,761 yds, 23 TD, 5 INT, 3 rush TD)
450 yds and 3 TD against Texas A&M. Texas Tech has been shaky the last few weeks, but they keep winning and Harrell keeps leading them.
Next: at Kansas
4) Chase Daniel (4) – QB Missouri (Season: 2,373 YDS, 18 TD, 5 INT, 112 rush yds, 1 rush TD)
Next: at Kansas
4) Chase Daniel (4) – QB Missouri (Season: 2,373 YDS, 18 TD, 5 INT, 112 rush yds, 1 rush TD)
318 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT in Missouri’s loss to Texas. Daniel has really screwed the pooch in his last two games, losing both. Wasn’t Missouri supposed to win the national championship this year? They can’t lose to Colorado this week or Daniel’s chances will be completely gone.
Next: vs. Colorado
5) Javon Ringer (5) – RB Michigan St (Season: 1,179 yds, 14 TD, 95 rec yds)
67 yds and no TD against Ohio St. A season low in carries and yards suggests that Ringer’s production is going to tail off.
Next: at Michigan
Honorable Mention:
Tim Tebow (HM) – QB Florida (Season: 1,235 yds, 10 TD, 179 rush yds, 3 TD)
Next: vs. Colorado
5) Javon Ringer (5) – RB Michigan St (Season: 1,179 yds, 14 TD, 95 rec yds)
67 yds and no TD against Ohio St. A season low in carries and yards suggests that Ringer’s production is going to tail off.
Next: at Michigan
Honorable Mention:
Tim Tebow (HM) – QB Florida (Season: 1,235 yds, 10 TD, 179 rush yds, 3 TD)
Off last week.
Next: vs. Kentucky
Michael Crabtree (HM) – WR Texas Tech (Season 43 receptions, 742 yds, 12 TD)
8 catches for 71 yds and 2 TD against Texas A&M.
Next: at Kansas
Jeremy Maclin (HM) – WR Missouri (Season: 47 receptions, 666 yds, 5 rec TD, 1 rush TD, 1 return TD)
Next: vs. Kentucky
Michael Crabtree (HM) – WR Texas Tech (Season 43 receptions, 742 yds, 12 TD)
8 catches for 71 yds and 2 TD against Texas A&M.
Next: at Kansas
Jeremy Maclin (HM) – WR Missouri (Season: 47 receptions, 666 yds, 5 rec TD, 1 rush TD, 1 return TD)
8 catches for 66 yards against Texas
Next: vs. Oklahoma St.
Next: vs. Oklahoma St.
Mark Sanchez (HM) – QB USC (Season: 1,501 YDS, 19 TD, 6 INT)
253 yds, 5 TD against Washington St.
Next: at Arizona
Daryl Clark (UR) – QB PSU (Season: 1,531 yds, 11 TD, 2 INT, 190 rush yds, 8 rush TD)
171 yds, 1 TD, 45 rush yds, 2 TD against Michigan. This is the week for Clark to move up this list or fall off of it for good.
Next: at Ohio St.
Next: at Arizona
Daryl Clark (UR) – QB PSU (Season: 1,531 yds, 11 TD, 2 INT, 190 rush yds, 8 rush TD)
171 yds, 1 TD, 45 rush yds, 2 TD against Michigan. This is the week for Clark to move up this list or fall off of it for good.
Next: at Ohio St.
Dropped out:
Max Hall (HM) – QB BYU (Season: 2,119 yds, 20 TD, 6 INT, 2 rush TD)274 yds and 2 INT in BYU’s loss to TCU ends Hall’s chances at the Heisman.
Next: vs. UNLV
Max Hall (HM) – QB BYU (Season: 2,119 yds, 20 TD, 6 INT, 2 rush TD)274 yds and 2 INT in BYU’s loss to TCU ends Hall’s chances at the Heisman.
Next: vs. UNLV
Monday, October 20, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
Because Charlie Don't Surf
Mark Wahlberg is a little bitch. In cased you missed last weeks SNL Andy Samberg did a skit impersonating Mark Wahlberg talking to animals.
Yes Please!
In what may finally be the low point of IU hoops, Tom Crean has cancelled the dunk contest at tonight's Hoosier Hysteria.
Should Derrick Rose be booed or cheered tonight at the Bulls Jazz game at Assembly Hall?
Dow was up 5% for the week...not bad but needs to get a lot better.
Yes Please!
In what may finally be the low point of IU hoops, Tom Crean has cancelled the dunk contest at tonight's Hoosier Hysteria.
Should Derrick Rose be booed or cheered tonight at the Bulls Jazz game at Assembly Hall?
Dow was up 5% for the week...not bad but needs to get a lot better.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
If Sports Gambling Were Legal...
Off topic who would win in a three way ladder match between Charlie Weis, Ralph Friedgen, and Mark Mangino?
Wake -1.5 @ Maryland - Friedgen is on his last legs/kankles.
Miami -3 @ Duke - This has to be the closest spread ever between Duke and the U.
Va Tech -3 @ Boston College - Whatever a Hokie is I like it.
Wisconsin +4 @ Iowa - Don't believe the hype in Iowa City.
Purdue +4 @ Northwestern - Ditto above for Evanston.
Mizzou +5 @ Texas - I still think last week's lost was an aberration, look for Mizzou to steal this one.
Because Charlie Don't Surf
Today's Gallup Poll of Likely Voters: Obama 49 McCain 47
Oil Falls Below $70 a Barrell
Irish bookie pays out on Obama victory
Add Tea Leoni to Billy Bob Thornton's Did List
Oil Falls Below $70 a Barrell
Irish bookie pays out on Obama victory
Add Tea Leoni to Billy Bob Thornton's Did List
Back In The Day
Back in the day will be a new feature delving into funny youtube or websites of yesteryear.
First up is none other than Gunther -
First up is none other than Gunther -
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Because Charlie Don't Surf
Sorry about not getting around to this yesterday and Monday but I was slightly busy and mostly lazy.
Gears of War 2 Multiplayer -
Madonna and Guy Ritchie to divorce - I have to think that no matter who Guy Ritchie ends up with its an upgrade. At this point with Madonna its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
It's Britney Bitch -
US Military Bitches Al-Queda #2 in Iraq
ND Football's Parent Not Happy About Suspension - How can you complain when your kid already had a DUI and gets caught again drinking underage in the same year?
Gears of War 2 Multiplayer -
Madonna and Guy Ritchie to divorce - I have to think that no matter who Guy Ritchie ends up with its an upgrade. At this point with Madonna its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
It's Britney Bitch -
MTVUS Military Bitches Al-Queda #2 in Iraq
ND Football's Parent Not Happy About Suspension - How can you complain when your kid already had a DUI and gets caught again drinking underage in the same year?
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Heisman - Week 7
At the midway point of the season, it’s becoming clear who the top Heisman candidates are, and most of them are Big 12 quarterbacks. Daryl Clark is probably the first guy off this list; he’s just not putting up the numbers others on here are.
1) Colt McCoy (previously #4) – QB Texas (Season: 1,557 yds, 17 TD, 3 INT, 348 rush yds, 4 rush TD)
277 yds and a TD against #1 Oklahoma. McCoy benefits from those previously above him (Daniel and Bradford) losing. Also, he has a sweet name for a Texas quarterback.
Next: vs. Missouri
2) Sam Bradford (2) – QB Oklahoma (Season: 2,052 YDS, 23 TD, 5 INT, 1 rush TD)
387 yds and 5 TD against Texas. Not to any fault of his own, Bradford now sits behind McCoy because his team lost to McCoy’s. The good news for Bradford is that there’s plenty of time to make up ground in the national championship and Heisman picture.
Next: vs. Kansas
3) Graham Harrell (3) – QB Texas Tech (Season: 2,311 yds, 20 TD, 3 INT, 3 rush TD)
284 yds, 2 TD, 1 rush vs. Nebraska. I’ve been hesitant to move Harrell up this list because I still consider Texas Tech a mid-major for some reason. But he deserves to be in the top three for sure at this point.
Next: at Texas A&M
4) Chase Daniel (1) – QB Missouri (Season: 2,055 YDS, 16 TD, 4 INT, 120 rush yds)
390 yds and a TD in Missouri’s loss to Oklahoma St. He never should have switched numbers. Now Missouri is probably going to lose two games in a row with a matchup this week at #1 Texas. Is it weird that my top four are all Big 12 quarterbacks? I thought it was a running back conference.
Next: at Texas
5) Javon Ringer (5) – RB Michigan St (Season: 1,112 yds, 14 TD, 76 rec yds)
124 yds and 2 TD against Northwestern. This week will be a huge test for Ringer to see if he can take on Ohio St.’s very good defense.
Next: vs. Ohio St.
Honorable Mention:
Tim Tebow (HM) – QB Florida (Season: 1,235 yds, 10 TD, 179 rush yds, 3 TD)
Michael Crabtree (HM) – WR Texas Tech (Season: 43 receptions, 653 yds, 10 TD)
Jeremy Maclin (HM) – WR Missouri (Season: 39 receptions, 600 yds, 5 rec TD, 1 rush TD, 1 return TD)
Mark Sanchez (HM) – QB USC (Season: 1,248 YDS, 14 TD, 6 INT)
Max Hall (HM) – QB BYU (Season: 1,845, 20 TD, 4 INT, 1 rush TD)
1) Colt McCoy (previously #4) – QB Texas (Season: 1,557 yds, 17 TD, 3 INT, 348 rush yds, 4 rush TD)
277 yds and a TD against #1 Oklahoma. McCoy benefits from those previously above him (Daniel and Bradford) losing. Also, he has a sweet name for a Texas quarterback.
Next: vs. Missouri
2) Sam Bradford (2) – QB Oklahoma (Season: 2,052 YDS, 23 TD, 5 INT, 1 rush TD)
387 yds and 5 TD against Texas. Not to any fault of his own, Bradford now sits behind McCoy because his team lost to McCoy’s. The good news for Bradford is that there’s plenty of time to make up ground in the national championship and Heisman picture.
Next: vs. Kansas
3) Graham Harrell (3) – QB Texas Tech (Season: 2,311 yds, 20 TD, 3 INT, 3 rush TD)
284 yds, 2 TD, 1 rush vs. Nebraska. I’ve been hesitant to move Harrell up this list because I still consider Texas Tech a mid-major for some reason. But he deserves to be in the top three for sure at this point.
Next: at Texas A&M
4) Chase Daniel (1) – QB Missouri (Season: 2,055 YDS, 16 TD, 4 INT, 120 rush yds)
390 yds and a TD in Missouri’s loss to Oklahoma St. He never should have switched numbers. Now Missouri is probably going to lose two games in a row with a matchup this week at #1 Texas. Is it weird that my top four are all Big 12 quarterbacks? I thought it was a running back conference.
Next: at Texas
5) Javon Ringer (5) – RB Michigan St (Season: 1,112 yds, 14 TD, 76 rec yds)
124 yds and 2 TD against Northwestern. This week will be a huge test for Ringer to see if he can take on Ohio St.’s very good defense.
Next: vs. Ohio St.
Honorable Mention:
Tim Tebow (HM) – QB Florida (Season: 1,235 yds, 10 TD, 179 rush yds, 3 TD)
Michael Crabtree (HM) – WR Texas Tech (Season: 43 receptions, 653 yds, 10 TD)
Jeremy Maclin (HM) – WR Missouri (Season: 39 receptions, 600 yds, 5 rec TD, 1 rush TD, 1 return TD)
Mark Sanchez (HM) – QB USC (Season: 1,248 YDS, 14 TD, 6 INT)
Max Hall (HM) – QB BYU (Season: 1,845, 20 TD, 4 INT, 1 rush TD)
That's Politics Bitch
It was also revealed that under Obama's tax plan everyone would receive a refundable tax limit on their federal income tax. This limit is $1,000, thus someone who pays $200 in federal taxes would receive a check in the mail for $800 and someone who pays nothing in federal income taxes would receive a check for $1,000.*
I believe there is a term for when you take money from one person and give it to another.......redistribution of wealth?
*Obama Tax Plan, WSJ
Monday, October 13, 2008
Random Musings
Hollywood needs to stop making Victorian Era movies. Just because the actors are wearing fancy dresses and hats doesn't make the story any more sophisticated than Old School.
Why the hell is baseball, a sport rooted in tradition, airing its playoffs on a cable station that's slogan is "Very Funny." To hell with HGH and steroids, Congress needs to step in and bailout GE so NBC and Bob Costas can call playoff baseball.
On a related note, I have to think even Frank Caliendo is embarrassed with how many spots his show gets per game.
White guys, please stop wearing the following: flat brimmed hats, jean shorts, sleeveless shirts, and over sized white t-shirts.
Whenever I see those Disney World commercials two things come to mind; first, holy crap having kids is going to be expensive and secondly if I'm going on vacation I am most definitely getting two rooms because a week in Disney World without sex would be hell on earth.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Because Charlie Don't Surf
Halo 3: Recon
Google Satellite's First Image
Why I May Vote For Obama
Gregg Doyel Think The NCAA Shouldn't Punish IU - By his logic if I rob a bank then go bankrupt, my wife leaves me, and my house burns down the court of law should just let me go.
Google Satellite's First Image
Why I May Vote For Obama
Gregg Doyel Think The NCAA Shouldn't Punish IU - By his logic if I rob a bank then go bankrupt, my wife leaves me, and my house burns down the court of law should just let me go.
If Sports Gambling Were Legal...
After last week's scintillating 5-1 record I'm officially back.
East Carolina -5 @ Virginia - I know Virginia just beat Maryland 31-0 but color me unimpressed.
Indiana +5.5 vs Iowa - Look for Indiana to finally put together a complete game.
MSU -1.5 @ The Fighting Wilbons - Northwestern is a paper giant, look for MSU to roll.
Missouri -14 vs Oklahoma St. - This line started at 12 and has moved up a point a day. ESPN and other media need to stop the I'm a Man, I'm 40 jokes.
Oregon -18 vs UCLA - Coming off a beatdown from USC look for Oregon to roll the score up against the other team from Los Angeles.
ND +8 @ UNC - When you have dour consecutive top 10 recruiting class you should be able to keep it close against the #22 team.
Lock of the week - Standford +6.5 vs Arizona
East Carolina -5 @ Virginia - I know Virginia just beat Maryland 31-0 but color me unimpressed.
Indiana +5.5 vs Iowa - Look for Indiana to finally put together a complete game.
MSU -1.5 @ The Fighting Wilbons - Northwestern is a paper giant, look for MSU to roll.
Missouri -14 vs Oklahoma St. - This line started at 12 and has moved up a point a day. ESPN and other media need to stop the I'm a Man, I'm 40 jokes.
Oregon -18 vs UCLA - Coming off a beatdown from USC look for Oregon to roll the score up against the other team from Los Angeles.
ND +8 @ UNC - When you have dour consecutive top 10 recruiting class you should be able to keep it close against the #22 team.
Lock of the week - Standford +6.5 vs Arizona
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Because Charlie Don't Surf
"Because Charlie Don't Surf" will be a new daily feature of the blog. Towards the end of each day I will post the stories, pictures, and videos that caught my eye while I was surfing the web. So make sure to check us out before you leave work or when you get back home.
- Illinois assistant coach Jerrance Howard is the man
- Get ready for the return of $2.00 gas
- Tim Burton to direct Pirates 4?
- Possible cure/vaccine for AIDS
- Katie Perry has a nice rack
- Illinois assistant coach Jerrance Howard is the man
- Get ready for the return of $2.00 gas
- Tim Burton to direct Pirates 4?
- Possible cure/vaccine for AIDS
- Katie Perry has a nice rack
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Palin, Hibachi!, 6 Million Gallons of Water, and Mail Goggles
"Bless your heart sir, my son is in Iraq fighting for your right to protest." Unfortunately the video cuts out but she then follows that with "BITCHED!"
The picture above is a new feature from g-mail, Mail Goggles. The goal is to prevent you from sending drunk e-mails by asking you math equations. Pretty hilarious.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/SmartHome/story?id=5964908&page=1
http://abcnews.go.com/International/SmartHome/story?id=5964908&page=1Monday, October 6, 2008
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After laying off Mike and Christina, we here at Don't Put That On The Internet are looking for new talent to take this blog to the next level. We will be accepting applications for trial runs and after a one or two week period a decision regarding a permanent position will be made.Please email us your applications or leave them in the comment section.
Heisman - Week 6
1) Chase Daniel (previously #1) – QB Missouri (Season: 1,664 YDS, 15 TD, 1 INT, 74 rush yds)
252 yds and 3 TD against Nebraska. Daniel might be fat, short and have a terrible beard, but he’s the top Heisman candidate at this point of the season. He’s completing 75.8% of his passes, which is absurd. Next: vs. Oklahoma St.
2) Sam Bradford (2) – QB Oklahoma (Season: 1,665 YDS, 18 TD, 3 INT, 1 rush TD)
372 yds and 2 TD against Baylor. To steal a line from Tom, if this guy can be a Division 1 quarterback, who can’t? Bradford continues to put up monster numbers for the #1 team in the country. Huge test against Texas this week.
Next: at Texas
3) Graham Harrell (4) – QB Texas Tech (Season: 2,027 yds, 18 TD, 3 INT, 2 rush TD)
Next: at Texas
3) Graham Harrell (4) – QB Texas Tech (Season: 2,027 yds, 18 TD, 3 INT, 2 rush TD)
454 yds, 6 TD, 1 rush at Kansas St. Crazy numbers thus far. Texas Tech head coach Mike Leach was almost Illinois’ next coach instead of Ron Zook, which leads to the obvious question: Why is “Zook” not recognized as a word in Microsoft Word? (neither is “Zooked” or “Zook’d” for that matter) Also, would you as an Illini fan rather see Harrell flinging the ball 50 times a game or the offense Illinois has now with Juice Williams?
Next: vs. Nebraska
4) Colt McCoy (5) – QB Texas (Season: 1,279 yds, 16 TD, 3 INT, 317 rush yds, 4 rush TD)
Next: vs. Nebraska
4) Colt McCoy (5) – QB Texas (Season: 1,279 yds, 16 TD, 3 INT, 317 rush yds, 4 rush TD)
261 yds, 2 TD, 2 INT and 39 rush yds at Colorado. The closet Illini fan has an opportunity catapult himself up this list with a good performance against rival Oklahoma.
Next: vs. Oklahoma
5) Javon Ringer (3) – RB Michigan St (Season: 988 yds, 12 TD, 60 rec yds)
91 yds against Iowa. Not a great outing, and I expect Ringer’s number of carries to decrease as time goes on. It will be tough for him to take the Heisman unless he starts breaking Big 10 records.
Next: at Northwestern
Honorable Mention:
Next: vs. Oklahoma
5) Javon Ringer (3) – RB Michigan St (Season: 988 yds, 12 TD, 60 rec yds)
91 yds against Iowa. Not a great outing, and I expect Ringer’s number of carries to decrease as time goes on. It will be tough for him to take the Heisman unless he starts breaking Big 10 records.
Next: at Northwestern
Honorable Mention:
Mark Sanchez (HM) – QB USC (Season: 1,069 YDS, 13 TD, 3 INT)
332 yds and 3 TD against ranked Oregon. Probably the best game of the year for Sanchez, who definitely needs to win out to have a chance at the Heisman.
Next: vs. Arizona St.
Michael Crabtree (HM) – WR Texas Tech (Season 38 receptions, 564 yds, 8 TD)
Probably the best receiver in the country, Crabtree is also a product of the pass-happy offense at Texas Tech.
Next: vs. Nebraska
Tim Tebow (HM) – QB Florida (Season: 1,025 yds, 8 TD, 157 rush yds, 2 TD)217 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT, 32 rush yds against Arkansas. The immortal Tebow from last year is gone, but Florida is a better team this year.
Next: vs. LSU
Jeremy Maclin (HM) – WR Missouri (Season: 31 receptions, 480 yds, 5 rec TD, 1 rush TD, 1 return TD)
Next: vs. Arizona St.
Michael Crabtree (HM) – WR Texas Tech (Season 38 receptions, 564 yds, 8 TD)
Probably the best receiver in the country, Crabtree is also a product of the pass-happy offense at Texas Tech.
Next: vs. Nebraska
Tim Tebow (HM) – QB Florida (Season: 1,025 yds, 8 TD, 157 rush yds, 2 TD)217 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT, 32 rush yds against Arkansas. The immortal Tebow from last year is gone, but Florida is a better team this year.
Next: vs. LSU
Jeremy Maclin (HM) – WR Missouri (Season: 31 receptions, 480 yds, 5 rec TD, 1 rush TD, 1 return TD)
5 catches for 89 yards and a TD against Nebraska. Again, could you imagine a top 3 receiving corps of Benn, Crabtree and Maclin?
Next: vs. Oklahoma St.
Next: vs. Oklahoma St.
Max Hall (HM) – QB BYU (Season: 1,587, 17 TD, 4 INT, 1 rush TD)
303 yds and 2 TD against Utah St. Throwing 2 INT against Utah St. isn’t going to get it done.
Next: vs. New Mexico
Next: vs. New Mexico
People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed to Vote
Men who date women two years or more younger than them - If you have alienated all women your age and can no longer find a woman who finds you datable your ostracism from society should be complete. There is a notable exception to this rule; if you are Justin Timberlake or George Clooney and have successfully banged every hot chick your age.
Women who date men two years or more older than them - If I here one more girl tell me that older guys are more "mature" I may just punch them in the face. Of course by more mature these guys take them out to extravagant dinners, buy them gifts, and go down on them for hours in the hope that the girl doesn't notice why every woman his age said no thank you.
People who have their significant other in their Facebook profile picture - Unless your significant other is your wife or fiance there is no good excuse for devoting half of your profile picture to someone else. Why don't you list your significant others hobbies and likes in your profile as well?
The State of Indiana - When your best cities are Indianapolis, Fort Wayne, South Bend, Bloomington, and Gary you have bigger issues to worry about than voting.
Friday, October 3, 2008
If Sports Gambling Were Legal...
Cincinnati -3 @ Marshall - Brian Kelly is the next Bob Stoops.
Michigan St. -6.5 vs Iowa - Michigan St. already got by their trap game with Indiana and look for Iowa to come out flat after a deflating loss to Northwestern.
Ohio St. -2.5 @ Wisconsin - Wisconsin couldn't pass against Michigan, expect much of the same against Ohio St.
Notre Dame -6.5 vs Stanford - Stanford is getting better, but they aren't there yet.
Illinois +3 @ Michigan - Look for Illinois to win this game outright.
Missouri -10.5 @ Nebraska - Bateman, sorry again bud I don't see Nebraska winning the game or covering. This will be Pinkel's last chance to crush Nebraska before he heads to Washington. That's right you heard it here first.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
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